Three Perfect Predictions for 2012
You’re going to hear a lot of predictions in the first quarter of 2012. No doubt, you’ve had your fill already. I’m no seer but, here are three predictions you can take to the bank.
First of all, I confidently predict, without equivocation, that the Mayans were wrong. They simply ‘ran out of ink’ in their ink well. Where are they today? Don’t you think that such a brilliant civilization (and I use that term loosely!) would still be around today if they had a good grip on predicting the future?
That’s not to say that Earth couldn’t cease to exist as we know it at midnight tonight! Anything could happen. I doubt an asteroid will sneak up on us and punt us into another galaxy. But a series of earthquakes, so far unpredictable, or volcanic eruptions, could certainly smother or drown us all in short order. Maybe the most likely scenario for End Times involves Iran nuking Israel, Korea nuking the United States before we can respond to Iran, and Pakistan nuking everyone, including themselves!
Second, and this one is a sure-fire no-brainer, you will be fed a tremendous amount of bullshit this year. 2012 is an election year; bullshit and elections are better pals than vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. This year the bullshit will be far worse than 2008. I can prove to you that it is already worse, and I will do that in a future post.
Do not fall for the bullshit. If you do you will miss out on the importance of my most significant prediction. Turn your radio off, and the TV, and use the newspaper for lining animal cages, wrapping fish or, starting fires.
Third, and most important, if you continue to slip-slide through life taking life as it comes, you will be part and party to bringing the United States and North America steps closer to global rule. Global rule means no U.S. Constitution. Global rule means that if you think you are a pawn now, and that you can do nothing except take life as it comes, then you will become less than a drone, a short-lived worker bee, soon. To stand around and do nothing is akin to invoking your own new slavery.
If you walk around telling people “It’s all good”, even when someone dings your car door, rips the last can of green beans out of your hands at the store, steals your wallet, abuses your identity, does brodies on your lawn, shorts your paycheck… you get the picture – then please stop reading this blog. Go back to your Facebook account and show the masses of strange friends you’ve accumulated what an idiot you are by telling them all that you’re going to a yoga and healing convention in Berkley for the weekend, leaving your house empty as the day it was supposedly sold to you, so one of them can rip off your Rachel Maddow-signed yoga pad and piss in your drawer of stirrup-tights, all so you can come to say “It’s all good” again. Go away. Go read some Herman Melville.
I am looking for an audience that can make decisions, read between the lines, not look into the future but rather, choose a future and stop at nothing to make that future a reality. If that describes you then, let’s go for a walk… Let’s meet here again next week. Bring your pocket Constitution with you.
© Canfeld Boseman 2012
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